When Fake Food Attacks

Well, I, dreamt one mornin' that I woke up to see,
All the pepperoni pizza was a-lookin' at me.
It screamed, "Why do you burn me and serve me up cold?"
I said, "I got the spatula, Just do what you're told."
Then the liver and onions started joinin' the fight'
And the chocolate pudding pushed me with all its might;
And the chop suey slapped me and it kicked me in the head...